our conversations are like minefields

today in leipzeg we yelled at a third wave tribalist waiter at a vegan restaurant because he would not let us wait inside until a table was free. it was raining outside. he was smiling as he said this and clearly was enjoying messing with us.

one thing i do not like about myself is that i go from 0 to fuck you! in about 1 second. so immediately i am yelling at this burning man yuppie and luckily for me jakub feels the same way and he starts shrieking “fuck you fuck you” in this really high voice and we wiped a booger on the menu and walked out being informed that we were “never to come back here again!” true adults.

if i was more calm i could have just continued to stand in the restaurant and wait like ghandi would have done. he got a lot of things done and all i have is done is become banned from the vegan restaurant. but seriously though this guy sucks so i take it back, fuck him.